The Bodybuilder’s Five Tools for Success!
Every kid who grew up pla
ying video games remembers how exciting it was when we finally discovered cheat codes. The feeling of finally unearthing those cheat codes as a kid was like unwinding the plot of a Dan Brown novel – they always seemed to be shrouded in secrecy like they were being guarded by The Knights Templar. It was exciting, like uncovering the path to the Holy Grail, it made you feel like you were onto something special that no one else had ever seen before. They were our means to an end. Now we could finally kick that final bad guy’s ass into oblivion and become masters of our craft.
Fast forward a few decades and we’re still playing the game and still searching for cheat codes. The only difference is that now we’re playing the iron game, and those codes aren’t so easy to crack, and that same boss has now been kicking our ass for years. If only we could crack the code then we’d have it all right? We believe that if we can just learn the secret of that magic diet we’ll come in shredded every time. If only we could discover how the pros really train, because that must be the one thing we’re all missing, right? For us to have a front double bicep like Phil Heath, a rear lat spread Kai Greene, or conditioning like Dexter Jackson, all we need is for someone to unlock the bodybuilding cheat codes for us. Then we’d be onstage bumping elbows with the best of em’, wouldn’t we? You’re in luck. Through exhaustive efforts Rx Muscle has conducted an intensive investigation and finally uncovered the long lost bodybuilding cheat codes. Be prepared for what gains may come.
Bodybuilding Cheat Codes – Revealed
#DoWork – What’s the secret code for getting inside out shredded for your next contest? Do work. Stop sitting on your ass searching for the latest no cardio diet theory and go find Satan’s Stepper (the StepMill). For the majority of us, cutting calories just isn’t enough. If you want to get razor sharp stop thinking and start doing. Work.
#ShutThefuckupandTrain – What was Ronnie Coleman’s secret to becoming the greatest bodybuilder to ever walk the planet? He went to the gym and he trained. Hard. The gym wasn’t his social hour or a place to check out the girl doing dumbbell rows out of the corner of his eye. It was a war zone, and he won the battle every time. If you’re talking to everyone and their mother trying to figure out why you just can’t seem to grow – you’ve found your answer.
#Romewasntbuiltinaday – At its peak, the Holy Roman Empire spanned parts of three continents. In order to build the most influential empire that the world had ever seen it took generations, with each new generation more determined to expand the Roman legacy than its predecessor. Great physiques don’t just appear overnight. They are built like an empire – over time. The sooner you accept the fact that your name is not Ramy, and embrace the idea that you will not put on one hundred pounds of muscle in three years, the sooner you’ll realize what it will take for you to reach Your full potential.
#Simplicity – Are you maximizing your preworkout macronutrients, intra 
workout micronutrients, post workout telescopic mini-micronutrients, and following all of that up with thirty minutes in the sauna to really amp up your heat-shock proteins – and you’re still not growing? You’re in luck because we’ve uncovered the solution to your problem. Keep It Simple Stupid. No good ideas have ever come from over thinking. Get back to the basics of eating, training, and recovering. Let the scientists figure out the science; they’ll be just fine without you, trust me.
#Terminator – The key to becoming great at anything in life, and especially in bodybuilding, is consistency. Nothing worth having in life comes easy, and that includes a great physique. Your girlfriend might leave you. Your boss might be an asshole. Your dog might die. Deal with it. The minute you allow outside forces to start dictating who you are you’ve already begun losing ground. The road to the Mecca is littered with the corpses of bodybuilders who came before you but just couldn’t hack it. You’ve got to be the Terminator and destroy anything that stands between you and your goals.
So, there we have it. Painstaking research has been able to uncover that there weren’t really any cheats or codes after all. Instead all we found were five tools for success that every great bodybuilder had stored in his tool chest. If we want to become successful and achieve our goals in life and bodybuilding then all we need to do is evaluate our lives and physiques to figure out what’s broken. We all have these tools inside of us, and we’re all capable of getting our flux-capacitors firing full speed ahead. In order for us to get from where we’re at to where we want to be all we have to do is reach down deep inside ourselves and find out where our tools have been buried for all of these years. And, once you begin to look, it may surprise you when you see that they weren’t as hard to find as you thought.
